If I Can’t Lift This Weight I’m Going to Kill Myself T-Shirt
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$32.99
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If I Can’t Lift This Weight I’m Going to Kill Myself T-Shirt
$32.99
Product details & size guide
This product is made specifically for you once you place your order, so delivery may take a little longer. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
All sales are final—we do not accept returns or refunds unless an item arrives damaged or defective, so please review the size chart carefully before ordering. 📦📏
Thank you for lifting with us. 💪
Product details
A bold black text graphic on a white organic cotton tee, cut in a regular fit with a ribbed collar. Wear it for warm-ups or as an everyday graphic shirt, and use the size guide below to find your preferred fit.
- Regular fit with set-in sleeves and a 1 × 1 ribbed collar.
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton; fabric weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²).
- Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem, with self-fabric neck tape.
- Fabric certified for organic cotton content under GOTS and OCS. Blank sourced from Bangladesh.
Sizes offered: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
Fit note: Regular fit. Compare the measurements below with a shirt you already own to choose your preferred t-shirt fit.
Size guide
Measurements are for the garment laid flat. Width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Compare with a similar item you already own.
| Size | Length (inches) | Chest width (flat) (inches) | Sleeve length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28.38 | 19.5 | 9.25 |
| M | 29.12 | 21 | 9.5 |
| L | 29.88 | 22.62 | 9.62 |
| XL | 31.12 | 24.62 | 9.88 |
| 2XL | 32.12 | 26.62 | 10 |
| 3XL | 33.12 | 28.5 | 10.25 |
| 4XL | 33.88 | 30.5 | 10.25 |
| 5XL | 34.62 | 32.5 | 10.25 |
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest width (flat) (cm) | Sleeve length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 72 | 49.5 | 23.5 |
| M | 74 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 76 | 57.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 79 | 62.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 81.5 | 67.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 84 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 86 | 77.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 88 | 82.5 | 26 |
Shipping & delivery
Allow 3–7 business days for production. Estimated shipping after fulfillment is 5–10 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally. Timing can vary during holidays and busy periods.
We email your tracking number when your order ships. For a lost package, contact us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date.
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Our products are made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges for sizing or change of mind. If an item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo.
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