Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die Tank Top

This product is made specifically for you once you place your order, so delivery may take a little longer. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.

All sales are final—we do not accept returns or refunds unless an item arrives damaged or defective, so please review the size chart carefully before ordering. 📦📏

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Product details

The gym group chat made it onto a tank. “Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die” puts a dark, deadpan lifting joke in white serif lettering on black. For lifters whose sense of humor is as dramatic as their last rep.

• Regular fit with a sleeveless cut.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²); 30 singles thread weight and side-seamed construction.
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.

Sizes offered: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL.

Fit note: Choose your size using this product’s size guide below; fit can differ between styles.

Size guide

Compare these garment measurements with a similar tank you own. Chest width is measured straight across the garment laid flat, not around your body.